1.The foolproof way to save you from falling over:
A thumb presses against a car seat as a car makes a hard turn. Caption: “When that turn just a lil too hard.”
2.The eternal struggle:
Man lying down in the snow with closed eyes. Top text: Too tired to pee. Bottom text: Too full of pee to sleep
3.The immediate amnesia:
Meme of someone in a grocery store, looking confused. Text: “I don’t need a grocery list. Me at the grocery store.”
4.The shattering of all society’s rules and laws:
Man casually loads washing machine, caption jokes about ignoring color separation in laundry
5.The lifelong friendship with some rando:
A person gives a thumbs up with text above them joking about maintaining lifelong Facebook friendships with acquaintances from a party in 2009
6.That little glance:
Luigi from Mario Kart glances sideways, caption humorously comments on checking if bad drivers look as bad as they drive
7.Smoke playing tricks on you:
Meme of a man in a suit near a campfire with text: “Everytime you try to get a good spot at a campfire,” showing smoke obscuring his face
8.The potato masher playing tricks:
A meme showing a potato masher blocking a drawer. Text: “Me: I think I’ll open this kitchen drawer. Potato masher: The [expletive] you will.”
9.The game of phone tag:
Person in a suit smiling while holding a phone. Text reads: “When you call somebody hoping they don’t pick up, just so it will be on record you tried.”
10.The radio reduction:
A hand adjusts car radio volume; text: “I’m lost. Time to turn down the radio so I can see better.” Clock shows 2:49
11.The room buffering:
Baby Yoda looking upward with text: “You ever walk into a room and forget what you’re going to do so you just stand there loading.”
12.The double check:
Blurred SpongeBob meme with a sign reading “Professional Idiot,” humorously depicting repetitive phone time-checking
13.The pasta suffering:
Pot of pasta with meat sauce and a wooden spoon. Text reads “Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta I have ever had in my entire life.”
14.The unfathomably bright lights of all those new cars:
Two people in a car look surprised at bright headlights. Text above reads, “How it feels driving past newer vehicles at night nowadays.”
15.The calf cramp from Hell:
Blurry, distorted character with an open mouth, expressing shock or pain. Caption: “When you’re stretching in bed and you feel your calf start to tighten.”
16.The HUGE difference in rating:
Top image: Squidward-looking SpongeBob near a 5.0 rating from 19 people. Bottom image: Winking SpongeBob near a 4.6 rating from 3,213 people
17.The YouTube validation:
Person holding a drink, sitting at a computer, with text: “Me watching YouTube reviews of the thing I just bought to justify my purchase.”
18.The lifelong phobia:
Car view of logs falling from truck on road, with text about acquiring a lasting phobia in 2003
19.That little pain:
Blurred face with mouth wide open, caption reads: “When I swallow my water weird and it creates the worst chest pain known to man.”
20.The immediate explosion in volume:
Two-panel comic: Top shows a normal TV remote. Bottom shows a remote with an exaggerated, large volume button labeled “VOL” for comedic effect
21.The hidden sounds:
A cartoon character with hands on headphones, eyes wide, with a caption about hearing new sounds in a song with high-end headphones. Blurry background
22.The card game struggle:
A man with glasses looks skeptical. Text above: “When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.”
23.That little wave:
A humorous image of a statue raising one hand, resembling stopping traffic. The caption relates to crossing the street
24.Waiting anxiety:
Man in gray jumpsuit stands in stone-walled room; caption jokes about waiting for a 2pm appointment
25.The phone call wander:
Person standing on snow-covered ground surrounded by scattered bird tracks, with text: “me when I’m on a call with someone.”
26.The natural progression:
Three-panel meme: person grimacing before and after shower, looking content during shower
27.The struggle to stay sleepy:
A painting of a woman in a nightgown looks sleepy, paired with text: “Me trying to stay sleepy when going to the bathroom at 4 am.”
28.The Google superiority:
Person looking unimpressed under text, “Me watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would.”
29.Those numbers adding up:
Animated character at a computer, with a sad expression, captioned about relief when personal transaction history is accurate
30.The phone call denial:
Cartoon character SpongeBob looks up with a blank expression; meme text reads: “Me looking at what’s about to turn into a missed call.”
31.The necessary dismantling:
Text meme with a dialogue between “My brain” and “Me,” showing a pen disassembled in a lower image
32.And the eternal timer being set:
Skeleton sitting on a bus seat, text overlay says, “Soon as I get to work I be like ok 7 hours and 59 minutes left.”
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